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Friday, December 9, 2011

around these parts

we make weird faces
 and even more weird faces...
 and, even more weird faces.
 we go trick or treating and forget
to post pictures until december.

 we wonder where the time has gone 
and how our baby is so big.
 we do vampire teeth
 and biking weird ramps
 we lounge around.
 we diy
 we get naked
 and hang our butts in the toilet
 and sometimes while we're trying to 'go,'
we eat cookies while watching tv and playing on the ipod.
 we smooch
 we eat turkey
(why yes, that is a rather unattractive picture of me.
thanks.)
 we get our sticker on.
 we sew with grammy.
 and pretend like we "helped" to make a beautiful stocking
even if it took us 30 minutes to cut out 6 squares.
 we do rockin' birthday parties at
chuck-e-cheese
HAPPY B.DAY LIL G!!

 we watch our weirdo brothers ride rides...
 and contemplate what junk, er treasures, to buy
with our tickets.
 we decorate christmas trees
(ie: this is what a xmas tree is supposed to 
look like, Olsen family...!!!!  
kidding)



 we eat m&ms when we go poo poo on the potty.
 we let joseph hold our sucker when mom breaks his staff.
 we use straws at every meal whether we want to or not...
cause skylar sets the table and insists on straws.  for everyone. no exceptions.


- - -

we're all just here, hanging out, and getting ready for christmas.
we're nearly done with our christmas shopping and are waiting for the snow to fall.  at least skylar is--she looks out the window every morning hoping to find snow so we can go sledding.  i, on the other hand, look out the window every morning hoping to find the crushed shell beaches of hawaii in my backyard with a beautiful cabana and a drink boy who brings me ice cold dew all day.  a girl can dream, can't she...

skylar is doing the potty training, big girl panties thing.  she's doing a great job and it's going better than i thought.  she's a very, very independent little girl (don't know where she gets that from...) and is really into chapstick.  she puts it on constantly.  and then refuses to kiss you or eat for fear her 'chap chap' might get rubbed off.  good grief.

sadie is great.  she's a total chunk and i love every roll and every dimple.  she's not rolling...or sitting...or scooting--all thing skylar was doing at this age, but whatever.  maybe if i ever put her down she might make a move.  she's a champion sleeper and i love her for it.

matt's back at deer valley and rei.  he's also hoping it snows so there are lessons to be taught.  otherwise one of us is going to have to take up pole dancing at the titti bar down town.  and since his body is much firmer and tighter than mine, i guess he'd better start practicing his moves.  
bow chica wow wow.

and i'm here.  being a mom.  some days i want to scream and pull my hair out and bury my head in the sand.  other days i want to have a zillion more kids.  most days i just try to sit back and soak it all in.  all days i fall madly in love with my kids and am so freaking grateful that i'm a mom and am trusted to raise these little girls.  

and that's all.
i don't do xmas cards, so happy friggin holidays from us.
be safe, bitches.
xoxo

Twin Peaks Fire Season 2011



How I spent my summer vacation.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

confession

i look at this multiple times a day and laugh, HARD, every time.
enjoy.

xoxo

Monday, November 21, 2011

family photos

i've been thinking of what to do for a possible family x.mas card this year and stumbled upon this picture that is nothing short of pure, sweet awesome.

xoxo

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

get your laugh on

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scroll on.














you're welcome.

xoxo

Saturday, October 29, 2011

happy halloween...and some other stuff

miss sadie ann.


 this girl is so cute.
yeah, yeah.  i'm her mom. 
whaddya expect?

carving our pumpkin.


a very flattering picture of me, i know.
contact the modeling agents.
wanted: 5'2", stretched out, saggy, and cellulite.
nice ring to it, eh?
scooping out pumpkin guts with a spoon.
she was a little hesitant at first.
me, white trash?  no.  don't all
parents make their kids go outside
in the freezing evening temps to get
a picture with their pumpkins?!


sick.
the last few days have been brutal.
with a capital freaking B.
she's had this nasty croup-ish, chest cough...
and cold...and fever.
i've never seen her so miserable.
good thing we're on the upswing.
this little girl just had shots.
she hasn't been her normal, mellow self.
i want my kids back.

crater.
my dad rented out the crater
for an hour so we could all swim.
so fun!

launi.
love me some launi.
bffffe.
[best friends for freaking ever]
as if you speak acronym.
matt & skylar.
mid crater diaper change. 
always with a smile on.
mi familia.


fall festival.

we went to genet's fall festival a 
couple weeks ago.  the camera man thought i 
was my dad's wife.  who's he complementing?
i know my dad looks young, but do i look
old enough to have teenagers?  seriously?
yeesh.

xoxo