Torture, punish, torment, abuse, irritate, agonize…all describe the news I just heard: NO JEANS ON FRIDAY. I don’t know what people are trying to do to me (well, one person, at least), because dressing down and throwing on my favorite jeans every Friday was SUCH a treat. But, no more; I’ll be stuck in “professional” attire the WHOLE week.

Wahoo.