ode to missy

missy, missy, missy

it seems you've thrown a little hissy

over a picture on my blog

of your head back & sawing logs

of course, i didn't mean to make you mad

make you cry and scream and be sad

so now let me try to explain

(though my defense you may find lame)

I posted that picture in fun

Just like I would've done to anyone

Had it been Ken, Matt, or even Addie Lou

Their drooling pics would be on here too

But alas it was YOU who fell asleep

Totally zonked, not even making a peep

How could I resist such a photo op?

We were giggling about it non stop!

But now let me please repeat

that I meant absolutely NO deceit 

I think Missy Mae is 'da bomb

And of course if the finest of moms

She's so funny and nice and cute

And has a nice ass to boot 

She's a great wife, mother, and friend

And i'll love her til the end

(even if she now hates me

and wants to drown me in the sea)

So please know that I'm so, so sorry

And think you're better than the Mata Hari!

I love you Missy.

Perhaps I can make it up to you by posting some 

rather unattractive pictures of myself 

(thank you photo booth on my mac):