the last part is the worst

for a good time (and one that surely won't get you a swift ass whoopin'):

a.) take my tums away

b.) make me stay in "real" clothes longer than my 8 hour work day (ie: anything other than my sweats)

c.) laugh when i get out of breath doing absolutely nothing

or,

d.) push my ankle or calf and watch my skin stay indented.  too bad i'm not retaining "water" like this hot mama...

(fyi: i'm not a perv...this is the first picture that 

came up when i googled water retention)

no more complaining.  7 weeks to go!